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.....to my world! I hope you enjoy the journey with me, or should I say us... Our lives are definately a trip..to where? I'm not really sure. But, for the most part, we are enjoying the ride. I'm not handing out souveniers or anything, but if you stick around, maybe you can find a tidbit of something to take away with you.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

It's official............

I've now become what I've always dreaded....I now live the reality of what I always swore I'd never be....I have now destined my children to the fate of a single particular childhood memory I so desperately wanted to spare them....
What is so deserving of all this drama? What could possibly be so bad? What am I tormenting myself over?
I am now a ....... minivan mom. O.M.G. Gasp.
To understand my position, you have to know that I am the oldest in my family. I had the priviledge of claiming the back seat of our Astro van as my very own little moving oasis. Ever since the days when I sat there, either suffocating in the heat or teeth chattering in the cold, I promised myself I'd never drive a minivan, never subject my children to such cruel & unusual punishment. The rare lukewarm summertime drafts that wafted back from the front windows never cooled me enough to shake that resolve. I was NEVER going to drive a minivan. Granted, it was the tiniest improvement on the stationwagons so finely equipped with backwards seats that made you nauseated just to imagine riding in....but, no, NEVER, not a minivan.
Now, I understand that nowadays, minivans have DVD players installed in the back to keep the munchkins oblivious to the world, and heat or A/C can be easily pumped into the farthest seats... but alas, I can't afford one of those. The Van I now have in my possession doesn't even have power locks or windows, let alone a TV screen. It does have a tape player that works like a charm, and it does have double sliding doors (the single best invention since the microwave I think). So, at least my poor children can exit thier new ride from either side. No more tripping over everyone trying to escape The Van.
I'm actually grateful that I no longer have to fight with a 2 door vehicle to put my children in carseats. I'm afraid that I'll actually *shudder* enjoy driving The Van. I think I've officially gone back on the earliest promise I ever made to myself. I think I might just get used to being a minivan mom.....

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey... Just thought I would let you know I have read your blog so far! Great Job! Too funny about the mini van, hopefully it wont be so bad from the drivers seat.

Cheers
SamieGirl from SK

Anonymous said...

this is hysterical not only are you talented but your funny too?

Jennifer said...

lol! I'll have to tell the sad, sad story of The Van's departure from our driveway someday..